WINTER SUCKS!!

So it's the winter time - man do I hate the fuckin' winter. It's butt-ass cold, lips chapped, skin dry, car takes forever to warm up, grass is dead, trees are naked, no baseball, no beach, no Dairy Queen... I mean, winter just brings me down.

Still another 2 months til Little League starts... at least coaching keeps me busy... and outside, enjoying some fresh air. So what the hell is there to do then? Skiing? No thanks, I'm good. Ice skating... yeah right, what am I? Gay?

Sometimes I wonder why I didn't stay down south when I had the chance - but then I remember that other than the cold, New England is much better. But that don't cheer me up when I'm freezin' my balls off pumping gas!!!

Ah well, maybe if I had a lady I'd be in a better mood...

Maybe if I made more money I'd care less about the cold...

Did I mention the ridiculous price of oil to heat my house?

Alright - I guess there's worst things in the world to get bent outta shape about...