No Yellow Cheese, Please

So I was on my way to my cousins after work one night and I was thinking about what to do for some dinner. We had some stuff around the shop to get done, and I didn't want to take too long to eat...so ya know, nothing fancy needed. I eat enough fast food when I'm on the road, so I thought maybe I'd mix it up.

My choice wasn't that much healthier, but I thought a nice turkey grinder would do the trick. Stopped at this pizza joint and placed the order:

"Large Turkey, American cheese, lettuce..."

I get this bad boy to go, with a bag of Sun Chips, bottled water - I'm stylin' right? I get to my cousin's and proceed to get my grub on. Unwrap the grinder and then it all went down hill...

They put yellow cheese on the grinder. That's right, good ol' Kraft singles chillin' on my turkey sub. What's the fuckin' deal with that. I got a plenty of that back in the ol' bachelor fridge, I don't need to be paying for someone to give me theirs. That totally ruined my whole grubfest...

Yellow cheese just sucks man!! The processed kind ain't sweetening the deal either!! What a friggin' jip! I mean, seriously: who puts yellow cheese on a turkey grinder!! But whatta ya gonna do - I was starvin' man... so I started eating it anyway. And it just wasn't the same. I couldn't even get through one half of the sub before I called it a wrap.

So is there where we are in this world. Do I have to order a Turkey sub "with white cheese, non-processed please" What the hell man...

Shoulda just went to Mickey D's after all... at least there, I know I'm getting yellow cheese goin' in...