10 WAYS TO RELIEVE STRESS

1. Go to the gym
2. Play the drums
3. Read Maxim while you're droppin' a duece
4. Run around the block like you're Forrest Frickin' Gump
5. Scream at the TV whatchin' your team in playoffs
6. Say "MU-tha...FUCK-ah!!"
7. Sing a song with your voice cracklin' and way off-key
8. Shout a couple f-bombs at the jerk who just cut you off
9. Have great sex
10. Fart