"Woke up... fell outta bed...

"...dragged a comb across my head... found my way down stairs and drank a cup... and looking up... I noticed I was late" A Day in the Life - The Beatles (1969)

So let's talk 'bout the jobs these days, huh?? Yeah, that's right... jobS... plural on that shit!! I long for the day when a single job will the ends meet like a mutha!! The day job... kinda like it. Pay's alright, bennies are sweet and the people are cool, but it can be like high school sometimes. Not that that isn't bad all the time. It's got it's cool elements like struttin' down the hall to the printer like the cool kid with the hall pass. I'm still a show off... but it's good for moral to keep the place smilin', so I do my part.

But there's a huge female contingent on my end of the building, and chicks can sure yap it up. Always drama about what this one said, this one did, the other ones don't understand and my boss don't listen. Ay-yi-yi.... somedays it takes all the strength in the world in order to not tell them all to shut-the-fuck-up!! It is just a job though and once I'm out the door for the day, whateva gay shit engulfed my mind for the day is pretty much gone once I get home. Well, except for nights like this went I vent on the blog...

But whatever goes on during the week (and thanks to the newly implemented 4-day work week from the day job), I get back to basics on Fridays o'er at Eastern CT Lawn Care. Manual labor sucks, but we do put on a show drivin' around town working on lawns and landscaping n' what not. Spottin' the hotties, taunt sessions, the truck game, the radio game, trimmer games, droppin' a knee behind the shed, pee racing on the asphalt, cup n' serve farts, trivia, more taunt sessions... freakin' hilarious. Makes the day go by quicker, that's for sure.

Speakin' of the radio game, here's the latest power rankings:

8. Matt - if it ain't the Jeff Healey Band, he's got nuttin'

7. Adam - awful unless it's a lame teeny-bop station that plays his ring-tone songs

6. Lambs - so much worse than he thinks he is, I almost feel bad kickin' his ass.

5. Tim - too-cool-to-play attitude at Russ' wedding soured the voters

4. Jay-scapes - "showtime" gets the crowd into it with his high-octane antics, but he's meerly the best of the rest these days

3. vacant - out of respect for how much better the other 2 are

2. Sid - the legend

1. JB - head-to-head I'll fuckin' work JB, but he plays more often so his game's on point. I'll give him the advantage... but just for now

Anyway...

Back to the jobs... #3 is down at the ol' 'bowl. Season's almost over... 4 weeks left, then the World Series of Asphalt Racing @ Thompson in the middle of October. One of the best weekends in the history of earth, but I'll break that down for you when it comes around. Speedbowl still rocks!! Cosmetically hideous, but our weekly playground nonetheless. My cult status as track program editor-in-chief and internet writer is pretty wild. I gotta admit, it's pretty freakin' schweet to walk around the place seein' everyone reading my program. Most of the race teams are great people with years of history at the track. It's just down-home local sports... at it's core and far from the mass-produced, over-hyped, multi-sponsored product that is professional sports these days. Ah, don't get me started!! I'm ready for the season to end as it is a grind, but I'll miss the extra $$ that's for sure.

Nothing new on the woman front. A girl at the day-job caught my eye the other day... Currently scouting that situation. Hopefully an update coming soon... til then, it's back to nights like this when it's all about Family Guy reruns.

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